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AboutAbout Baldo
Hey, I'm Ubaldo — but you can call me Baldo. A California boy, 22 countries, a hotel room in Scotland, and a one-way ticket to Mexico. This is where it starts.
A California boy. One hell of a story.
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Latest Stories
All Posts →The Stories
- I'm Being Forced to Self-Deport (Fuck the Home Office)
- My Bitch Ass Ex's Sister (How She Wants Her Dad Dead to Get the Will)
- How a California Boy Ended Up in Scotland
- Starting Over at 35
- Yaspers on the Hilltown (Barbering in Scotland)
- Token of Appreciation
- ...and more to come.
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Beyond the Blog
I also build websites and set up AI automation for small businesses and creators. You're looking at one of them right now.
Web Design & Development
Fast, custom-built sites that look good on every device and actually do what they're supposed to. Not templates. Real builds.
AI Automation
Repetitive tasks that eat your time don't have to. I set up systems that handle emails, workflows, content scheduling and more — automatically.